To my beloved family members,
If you receive a present from me, it will most likely be in crinkled wrapping paper. Dean helped wrap the presents this year.
Also, if you are a member of my family with children of your own. It is likely that your children will receive gifts this year and you won't. I hope no one is offended, but man do we have a large family! I know, I know I'm doing my part to increase the size.